• Mom:

    If you were going to kill someone, what weapon would you choose?

  • Me:

    A dull knife.

  • Dad:

    Why a dull knife?

  • Me:

    You want to really mess someone up and make it painful? Use a dull knife. Sure, it's going to take a bit more effort, but it isn't going to cut. It's going to rip. It'll be painful, and if they survive the healing process will be a lot more difficult and painful. A dull knife expresses more anger than a sharp knife. A sharp knife is kind of the nice guy murdering tool, but if I'm going to kill someone I'm going to assume that I have finally snapped so I'd go for something painful and vicious.

  • Mom:

    We've raised a potential serial killer.

  • Dad:

    I don't know about you, but I'm proud of the amount of thought that went into that.

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